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Sell [Your] Phones


Today while driving I saw a young girl, probably around 11 years old, on a cell phone. She was walking along the side of the street talking to someone, and I couldn't help but think that maybe she was talking to someone across the street because she wasn't allowed to cross it.

Valet Parking: Theft with Consent


This column is long overdue. To put it in library terms, which I guess I already did (but I'd like to elaborate), this column is like checking out a book in 1998 but not returning it until yesterday.

When Humans and Dogs Collide: Negotiations for Todays Changing Times


This morning I decided to find myself. I originally looked forward to the spiritual journey that would define who I was as a person.

The Hidden Driveway


I won't lie: there are a lot of things I want in life, and some of them I'd even pay for. Rather than listing them in some aimless order so that I can feel bad about not having these things, I will instead focus on one thing that is actually attainable: a hidden driveway.

Starbucks Going into Hilton


Well, I hope you did not read that headline wrong, Crew Member Starbucks is not doing Paris Hilton. What I am saying here is Starbucks will now be offered in some Hilton Hotels.

Bed Bugs Bite


I just turned on the news a minute ago and wondered why there weren't news flashes regarding when -- and perhaps where -- people are turning on the news. Sometimes it is a slow news week, and there's not much to read in Newsweek, so maybe this could take up some space.

A Lawyers Favorite Lawyer Jokes


Lawyer JokesQ: How does a pregnant woman know she is carrying a future lawyer?A: She has an extreme craving for baloney.Q: What is the legal definition of "Appeal"?A: Something a person slips on in a grocery store.

Coffee Tips (and the Elimination Thereof)


I have recently become frustrated with something at doughnut establishments, and I'm not referring to the scones, although -- seriously -- just think about the writing possibilities if I were. Rather, it's the tip cup that bothers me.

Eye Spy Potatoes


Lately I've had the problem of falling asleep with my contact lenses still in my eyes. And by "lately," I mean for the past seven years.

The Worlds First Comedian?


If you ever saw Aristophanes live on stage, you must be sincerely old. That's because he appeared around 400 B.

He Had It Coming, Your Honor


This past week as Mr. Man and I lounged around our sprawling estate, I realized that my life is just way too laid back.

The Jokes On You -- Who Should be the Butt of Your Jokes?


This article was prompted by something I heard (second hand) about the performance of a local magician at a child's birthday party. Now, granted, this wasn't done by a clown, but I've seen clowns doing similar things.

How to Build a Cobblestone House


He huffed and he puffed and he blew the house down - certainly not if the house was built with cobblestones. Building cobblestone houses was a folk art that flourished in upstate New York from 1825 until the Civil War in 1860.

[Not So] Outgoing Mail


I am currently perplexed by the concept of outgoing mail. I mean, I understand it in theory, but today I tried talking to it and it didn't even respond.

American Independence - The True Story


It was late in 1775, and King George III was at Buckingham Palace, sitting in reflective mood on his commode. His 13 year old son Prince George (yes, they were very imaginative with their names, those royal types), was sitting on the floor nearby, otherwise occupied with the 18th century equivalent of Game Boy: a model soldier with a rifle sat on a model elephant, shooting at a model tiger two planks of wood away.

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Seeking Humor on the Campaign Trail
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LAS VEGAS “I LOVE humor,” Mitt Romney told CNN in December. If so, he has a funny way of showing it. “Funny” as in, not really that funny. Still, give the former Massachusetts governor his due: he might just be the funniest presidential candidate from ...

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Saturday Night Live Recap: When Humor Fails, Use Channing Tatum's Abs
New York Magazine
There was a time when Secret Word, in which Wiig plays a flamboyant failure of a Broadway actress guesting on a 1960s game show, could find unexpected humor in celebrities' inability to understand how such games work. But now, not only have we seen ...
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'Tim and Eric's Billion Dollar Movie' lacks humor of show
The Daily Athenaeum
I love their show, I loved the "Chrimbus" special, and I love their humor. However, I have to admit, I did not love this movie. That isn't to say it wasn't enjoyable; I'd say about half of the movie is full of the sort of solid Tim-and-Eric humor fans ...

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Usually dour Belichick shows sense of humor as he prepares for Super Bowl
Washington Post
I'm not sure you need to have a whole lot of humor when you're that focused on what you do, but it's kind of nice to see it every now and then.” For six straight days during Super Bowl week, Belichick regaled reporters with humor and historical ...
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Researchers investigate how humor activates kids' brains
The Stanford Daily
By The Daily News Staff Researchers at the Stanford University School of Medicine have shown that parts of the brain network that react to humor in an adult are already present in children ages six to 12. These neural circuits, while present in ...



Theater review: 'God of Carnage' delivers dark humor, raw emotion
The Tennessean
Jeff Boyet, left, Shelean Newman, Shannon Hoppe and David Alford perform in God of Carnage. Daniel Brown / Silver Nitrate Photography / Daniel Brown / Silver Nitrate Photography When: Through Feb. 18. Performances are at 6:30 pm, Tuesdays-Thursdays; ...

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'BALLAD OF JUAN JOSÉ' HITS RIGHT NOTES WITH ENERGY AND HUMOR
U-T San Diego
When: 7:30 pm Tuesdays-Wednesdays; 8 pm Thursdays-Fridays; 2 and 8 pm Saturdays; 2 and 7 pm Sundays. Through Feb. 26. Where: Sheila and Hughes Potiker Theatre, 2910 La Jolla Village Drive. Attention US citizenship-seekers (and playgoers): There will be ...

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New York Times

Sophomoric Humor? Bring It On!
New York Times
THE campus apartment shared by the Skidmore College students Lex Curry, 21, and Ruth Morrison, 21, has been the scene of chaos for the past few months, and not in typical party-recuperate-party fashion. The living room has morphed into an ad hoc ...

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Now playing: Humor, not fear found in awful 'Woman in Black'
TriValley Central
By ERIC MUNGENAST “Woman in Black” is the funniest film I've seen in months. Unfortunately for those involved in creating this trope-riddled vortex of suck, it's meant to be scary. Featuring Daniel Radcliffe in his first post-'Potter' film, ...

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Ad finds the humor in heart disease
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The short film is a humorous exaggeration of a typical working mother, focused not on her own needs, but on everybody else's. A working mother herself, Elizabeth Banks directed the film and stars as the mom who ignores signs of a heart attack in favor ...
Just a Little Heart Attack (video)Care2.com
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